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Disturbance in Force: Sony Ericsson empire turns to the Dark Side February 10, 2008 [Pocket PC phone] | By Edward J. R. In a galaxy far away (Barcelona) an emperor of a major empire (Sony Ericsson) had organized a spectacle to announce strategies of this empire for years to come. We, Sith Lords (fans of Windows Mobile) were not invited to this spectacle, but thanks to our dark skills we have managed to pass through Empire Guards by distracting their attention with picking up nearby women with help of our smartphone-based seduction skills. While inside, with use of latest Light Sabre (Canon PowerShot TX1) we managed to acquire moving images of the emperor, who was revealing that he will use Dark Side technology (i.e. Windows Mobile) from now on - in their flagship (i.e. Xperia X1 phone): 
And at the very moment, when the Emperor mentioned the phrase "Dark Side" (i.e. Windows Mobile) for the first time, the whole auditorium, full of Jedi Knights (i.e. Microsoft-hostile journalists), gasped in huge astonishment and one could hear "hah hah!" from us, Sith Lords. Then, we left Emperor's auditorium and entered The Matrix where Neo himself (= Mr. Anderson = Magnus Andersson, Global Product Manager for Xperia X1 phone) was showing to us and to some accidental Jedi Knight (Vincent Nguyen) what this new evil technology is about: 
Neo (Mr. Andersson) didn't want to show us the Dark Side (Windows Mobile) in this technology but instead was showing the 9-piece puzzle - the creation of the Empire: 
... and some part of the Dark Side (Windows Mobile) was visible like this one: 
... but he was refusing to show us regular Dark Side (normal Windows Mobile without add-ons). Instead we managed to scoop another view of this technology, where the Dark Side was visible in the whole glory: 
Here are more images of the new technology powered by the Dark Side (Windows Mobile): 
... and more information about it can be found at pages of the Empire itself (thanks to Sith Bamse and Sith Roy from Miami for this hint). Please stay tuned to us! Shortly we will publish full recordings (moving images with sound = video) of both the announcement and the above-mentioned hands-on presentation... Sony Ericsson - the Dark Side is strong in this one!  Post your comment (free registration is required to post, but if you register you can edit your posts later) [ 6 Comments ]
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